They should really make all shampoo bottles bigger and conditioners smaller. I always go through the shampoo first and am left with a third of a bottle of conditioner. I was ready to move on to another brand! I bet Snape doesn’t have this problem.
I wonder if things like stretch marks, bigger feet, fuzzy mom brain and “the pooch” are God’s methods of population control. How could anyone find me attractive now?! And this poor woman below.
I am almost happy that I’ve been suffering from this cold over the past 10 days because I’ve lost seven pounds. This is what happens when you can’t breathe out of your nose! I’d really love to enjoy a pizza right now though, with extra cheese.