They should really make all shampoo bottles bigger and conditioners smaller. I always go through the shampoo first and am left with a third of a bottle of conditioner. I was ready to move on to another brand! I bet Snape doesn’t have this problem.
I wonder if things like stretch marks, bigger feet, fuzzy mom brain and “the pooch” are God’s methods of population control. How could anyone find me attractive now?! And this poor woman below.
I am almost happy that I’ve been suffering from this cold over the past 10 days because I’ve lost seven pounds. This is what happens when you can’t breathe out of your nose! I’d really love to enjoy a pizza right now though, with extra cheese. 
I love that last image there. I'm the one feeding you with the spoon!
Yay for the weight loss, but I do hope you get to feeling better soon so you get enjoy your extra cheese pizza! :)
That's funny I'm the opposite with the shampoo and condition, I always have a ton more shampoo. However I also have ridiculously thick hair that sucks up the condition like there is no tomorrow!
Holy geez, I almost want to catch your cold! I'm still trying to find the motivation to do something about the 5 pounds that I gained from digging through my daughter's Halloween stash…
you gotta love the weight loss that comes with sickness! I totally agree about the shampoo and conditioner.. I ALWAYS buy them together I can NOT just buy one!! I usually use the left over conditioner as my shaving cream! By the time it's gone the other bottle of partially used conditioner is ready to take it's place. LOL